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…That’s not even fucking fair!Life isn’t fair, sweetheart.~
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Yo, the name's Vespa Hatch. I'm 19, a college student with a foul fucking mouth and I'm more awesome than you can ever come close to being.
Come at me, bro.
((This is a roleplay blog for Vespa Hatch, a genderswapped version of Veser Hatch from the webcomic "Hanna is Not a Boy's Name".
http://spaceshadowfax.tumblr.com/ <- My personal Tumblr))
think I just threw up in my mouth a little…Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.
(( whoops anime spoilers ))
…That’s not even fucking fair!
((LMAO I’M SORRY BB THIS IS TERRIBLE I couldn’t help it.
You know me and the ogre.))
Oh Christ, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.
A Selkie's Song: singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.
(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me.
((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))
*grimaces,…
((I haven’t really talked to any others aside from Vesper! Buuut I’d say yes. =3=))
… *forces a wide, toothy grin* Better?
*pats her lightly on the head* Better. Not that he has been around lately.. *changes subjects*
How are your brothers and sister doing?
*drops the smile* He hasn’t?
Fine. Vesper’s been staying at Conrad’s.
No.. He hasn’t.
Why is she staying there?
Good.He’s probably crashing with a work buddy or something.Or dead in a ditch.*shrugs* Reasons.
*seems worried by that, but more over the fact that her pelt’s location would then be forever sealed as a secret belonging to a dead man* Don’t talk like that about your father.
*frowns*
Yes, ma’am. *doesn’t mean she can’t think them*
It’s her business where she sleeps, I’m not gonna pry.
I found it...: selkiebitch started following you
Oh, hi there… heheheheh…
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus FUCKING ChristH-Hey, Lee.
Um, sorry if I scared you, I’m kind of… dead… *sigh*
Yeah, I know. I’m not scared, it’s just…fuck,…
Fine! Great! You know, same old, same old…
Any kids giving you a hard time at school?
No more than usual. Don’t worry, Lee, I know how to handle myself around those jerks.
I see. Well, keep your head up. I know you can hande yourself *smile*
*half grins* Taking care of myself is what I do best. Anyone tries anything I’ll just hand their asses to them like always.
A Selkie's Song: singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.
(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me.
((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))
*grimaces,…
((I haven’t really talked to any others aside from Vesper! Buuut I’d say yes. =3=))
… *forces a wide, toothy grin* Better?
*pats her lightly on the head* Better. Not that he has been around lately.. *changes subjects*
How are your brothers and sister doing?
*drops the smile* He hasn’t?
Fine. Vesper’s been staying at Conrad’s.
No.. He hasn’t.
Why is she staying there?
Good. He’s probably crashing with a work buddy or something. Or dead in a ditch.
*shrugs* Reasons.
A
*grins* Watch the drooling.
A Selkie's Song: singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.
(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me.
((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))
*grimaces,…
((I haven’t really talked to any others aside from Vesper! Buuut I’d say yes. =3=))
… *forces a wide, toothy grin* Better?
*pats her lightly on the head* Better. Not that he has been around lately.. *changes subjects*
How are your brothers and sister doing?
*drops the smile* He hasn’t?
Fine. Vesper’s been staying at Conrad’s.
I think everybody should have to draw their favorite character in what they are wearing right now.
Hanna, you have the strangest sleepwear…
…HANNA?
so how drunk were you?
Wh—
are those girls panties?
They look like balloons or…holy shit, are those care bears?! If they’re care bears I’m gonna laugh. Well, laugh harder than I already am.
I found it...: selkiebitch started following you
Oh, hi there… heheheheh…
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus FUCKING ChristH-Hey, Lee.
Um, sorry if I scared you, I’m kind of… dead… *sigh*
Yeah, I know. I’m not scared, it’s just…fuck,…
Fine! Great! You know, same old, same old…
Any kids giving you a hard time at school?
No more than usual. Don’t worry, Lee, I know how to handle myself around those jerks.
A Selkie's Song: singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.
(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me.
((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))
*grimaces,…
((I haven’t really talked to any others aside from Vesper! Buuut I’d say yes. =3=))
… *forces a wide, toothy grin* Better?
singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.
(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me.
((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))
*grimaces, pulling away a little* I can hardly contain my joy.
I found it...: selkiebitch started following you
Oh, hi there… heheheheh…
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ Jesus FUCKING ChristH-Hey, Lee.
Um, sorry if I scared you, I’m kind of… dead… *sigh*
Yeah, I know. I’m not scared, it’s just…fuck,…
Fine! Great! You know, same old, same old…
singingselkie started following you
…Hi, Mom.