asktheogre:

selkiebitch reblogged your post: selkiebitch reblogged your photo: ((LMAO I’M SORRY…

…That’s not even fucking fair!

Life isn’t fair, sweetheart.~


asktheogre:

selkiebitch reblogged your photo: ((LMAO I’M SORRY BB THIS IS TERRIBLE I couldn’t…

think I just threw up in my mouth a little…Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.

 (( whoops anime spoilers ))

…That’s not even fucking fair!


asktheogre:

((LMAO I’M SORRY BB THIS IS TERRIBLE I couldn’t help it.
You know me and the ogre.))

Oh Christ, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.

asktheogre:

((LMAO I’M SORRY BB THIS IS TERRIBLE I couldn’t help it.

You know me and the ogre.))

Oh Christ, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little…Just because I’m easy doesn’t mean I don’t have standards.





Q
*neck nuzzle*
mmmmnnnnnrrrrrr
zzz
A

*grins* Watch the drooling.




I think everybody should have to draw their favorite character in what they are wearing right now.

shark-girl:

falkinghannacross:

shark-girl:

typingsdrawings:

Hanna, you have the strangest sleepwear…

…HANNA?

so how drunk were you?

Wh—

are those girls panties?

They look like balloons or…holy shit, are those care bears?! If they’re care bears I’m gonna laugh. Well, laugh harder than I already am.




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singingselkie:

selkiebitch:

…Hi, Mom.

(Just realized how many kids she has now…goes with it)

Hello Vespa. *grabs her cheek between two fingers, pulling lightly* Don’t act like your so happy to see me. 

((ALL THE HALF-SELKIE BABIES FOR MRS. HATCH))

*grimaces, pulling away a little* I can hardly contain my joy.

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…Hi, Mom.